update on the owen incident
We have an update of sorts on what I now call "the Owen Incident" (as reported in the last issue of Tales from the Chase), in which Forgotten Footpath Society member Owen disappeared whilst visiting a notorious phase pub known as the Star and Lantern.
Although Owen subsequently returned, apparently unharmed and considerably more cheerful than someone who had briefly disappeared from reality had any right to be, my attempts to discover exactly what happened to him proved largely fruitless. I sought access to the FFS President's Restricted Files but was firmly rebuffed. I left Sylvia's house with only deep disappointment and a piece of violet seaglass that mysteriously appeared in my pocket and has the disconcerting habit of moving slowly westwards if placed on a flat surface.
Undeterred, I have continued my enquiries by employing a traditional and surprisingly effective research method: asking other members of the Society in pubs. This may not sound rigorous, but it has a surprisingly good track record.
At the sign of The Horseshoe
Last Friday I stopped in at The Horseshoe, the pub in Ebbesbourne Wake, and spotted FFS members Mad Geoff and Cedric occupying a table in the corner. They appeared to be engaged in a board game.
I say appeared because although the game involved a board, counters, and dice, it wasn't one I'd seen before, and a quick glance didn't really make me any the wiser about its objective. One square was labelled Regrettable Swan. Another simply said Tuesday.
I got myself a pint and took the opportunity to join them at their table.
Geoff was arguing that the rules clearly allowed him to move his counter through the clouds when the fireplace is clear.
"I don't think you're playing the same game as me," said Cedric.
"I am," said Geoff. "I'm just playing it more ambitiously."
Cedric turned to me and adjusted his perpetually fogged spectacles.
"You look like you're carrying a mystery."
"Well, I'm interested in solving one, if that's what you mean. Do either of you know anything about what happened to Owen? Went to the Star and Lantern, disappeared, came back a week later?" I asked.
Geoff snorted.
"Should've been me. I've had loads of experiences. Can't send a novice on a job like that. Asking for trouble."
"What experiences?" I asked.
"Well, there was the time I met the mothy bloke in the mossy cloak. The one with the antlers. A lord of the twilight realm, no less. Talked for hours, we did. I followed him through that holloway near Lower Coombe and ended up somewhere with two moons. Made my fillings ache."
He took a sip of his pint. "Then there was the time I found the church that only existed while it was raining."
"That was a good one," Cedric admitted.
Geoff brightened.
"Thank you. I spent three hours talking to a vicar who'd been dead since 1694."
"He may not actually have been a vicar."
"He had a church."
"Only until the rain stopped."
Geoff waved this objection away. He raised a finger.
"And don't forget the market. The market under the hill. I got there through a gate near Compton Abbas. Perfectly ordinary gate. That market…it sold things nobody should have been selling."
"What sort of things?"
"Lost chances. Shadows. Somebody's spare childhood. There was a woman selling thunderstorms out of a wicker basket."
"Ah yes, I remember, you bought something," said Cedric. "But it cost you your sense of direction."
"Only for twenty-one days, seven hours and eleven minutes. I know because that's exactly when it came back. I suddenly knew where I was going."
"What did you get for it?"
"A map that shows where strange things are going to happen."
"It does," Cedric nodded, "and it's very accurate. This is why he keeps turning up at anomalous events and has so many stories. He's not making them up. He genuinely has a map to the weird stuff. Some of us think it's not fair. He's banned from bringing it on FFS walks."
"Then there was the ferryman," Geoff continued, ignoring Cedric. "I crossed a river that wasn't on any map with a ferryman who charged me one memory."
"What memory?" I asked.
Geoff frowned. "Can't remember."
"Geoff reckons that all of this 'experience' qualifies him for destiny," said Cedric.
"It does qualify me for destiny."
"Sylvia says it qualifies you for supervision."
Geoff looked wounded.
"Well she says that about you too. Remember the Void incident? And the mushroom licking?"
Concerned that things were getting off track, I tried again.
"So, nobody knows where Owen went?"
Geoff shrugged. Cedric swirled the last of his pint.
"The Society knows more than it's saying."
"Meaning Sylvia?"
Cedric nodded.
"Meaning Sylvia. Meaning the committee. Meaning several people who become suddenly fascinated by the weather whenever anyone asks questions."
He lowered his voice slightly.
"Rosalind had a rough time afterwards. Now, the FFS has lost members before. They say you're allowed to lose one per outing, but not first walkers. You're supposed to look after them. You're not supposed to let them go wandering off through impossible walls. He was the first person ever lost on his first walk. Some people wanted someone to blame."
"And Rosalind?"
"She took it badly. In the Outer Hebrides now, visiting her grandmother and looking for portals into Tìr fo Thuinn."
"The Land Beneath the Waves?"
"That's the one. Apparently her grandmother's sheep refuse to graze on a particular beach. Seems suspicious, possibly a good lead."
Geoff nodded. There was a long reflective silence. Then Geoff rolled a die, and moved his counter to a square marked Unexpected Badger.
"So what about Owen?" I asked. "Now he's back, what's he up to?" I'd tried to track him down myself, but without success.
"Most Society members go looking for odd places." said Cedric."Usually, we visit, we explore, we come home. But Owen's different. I think he's trying to stay there. He keeps finding doors, going through, and a week later he's back in the Chase looking annoyed about it."
I found myself turning the piece of seaglass over in my pocket.
Cedric noticed.
"Could I see that?"
I pulled it out and placed it on the board, on a square labelled Lost Property of the Moon.
We watched for a moment. It caught the light from the window and glowed faintly violet. Then it began a slow, deliberate slide across the board.
It crossed Unscheduled Moth and Minor Prophet, before stopping.
Cedric frowned.
The seaglass had come to rest on Ask the Horse.
Geoff nodded. "Good square. Horse usually knows."
I was tempted to pursue the significance of the horse, then Cedric smiled.
"You know," he said, "it's possible you've already got the restricted files. The information, at least."
He nodded at the seaglass.
"That could be a mnemonic anchor, a kind of memory object. Hold it while you're asleep and you'll dream someone else's memories. Maybe Owen's memories are in there. Have you tried sleeping with it?"
Before I could answer, he went on. "Then there's another possibility, we can test it now. Do you mind if I pick it up?"
"No, go ahead."
He turned it over several times in his hands, held it up to one fogged lens of his spectacles, weighed it in his palm. Then he gripped it with both hands and pulled.
There was a faint click. It separated neatly into two halves. Nestled inside was a USB-C connector.
We all stared at it.
"Well that's disappointing," said Geoff. "I thought it was going to contain a trapped moth or a tiny coastline."
Cedric put the two halves back on the board. "Looks like Sylvia may have simply put the Owen Files on a memory stick, and the seaglass isn't magical at all."
The two halves moved slowly to Perilous Otter, where they clicked together to become a seamless piece of seaglass once more.
"Although," Cedric added, "most USB drives don't do that."
"Good point."
"On the other hand," said Geoff, "I've never owned a particularly expensive one. Amazing what they can do these days."